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larakingcomedyJul 31, 20164 minSolar eclipseSo, what does one do on the day of a solar eclipse when one is just a hop, skip and a jump from a beach hut on the south coast? Well, one...
larakingcomedyJul 31, 20164 minI Heart My HRMeasuring the amount of steps you take, or the distance you walk or the speed you travelled at or the calories you burned while...
larakingcomedyJul 31, 20164 minI think I missed my flight…..I think I missed my flight….. My flight left at 6.55am. I needed to be in the taxi by 4.30am. I was sitting on my balcony drinking...
larakingcomedyJul 31, 201614 minLesvos RefugeesI didn’t go to Lesvos to help the refugees. I went to Lesvos to deliver humourology workshops at the International Women’s Festival In...
larakingcomedyJul 31, 20165 minCaravanYesterday morning I sewed a lilac fringing onto a turquoise tablecloth and in the afternoon I laid some vinyl flooring. I haven’t felt...
larakingcomedyJul 31, 20162 min“a bit like maxine”Of course on finally stammering out the words to my mum that I thought I might be “a bit like Maxine” I thought my message was clear....
larakingcomedyJul 31, 20163 minnew-phemismGrowing up I always suspected my youngest cousin to be...to be....well, to be, er...you know...”on the other bus”. “Batting for the other...
larakingcomedyJul 31, 20167 minHeavy shoesThe doctor frowned a bit when I said that I saw it as a relief that I’d spent the last 25 years ‘caning it.’ I took note of her precision...
larakingcomedyJul 31, 20163 minsing when you’re springingSpring started last Thursday. That’s not a song title. It’s true. The song title is “spring started last tuesday” and as it was trendy in...
words and music by lara A kingJul 31, 20161 minspring started last tuesday (when i met u)never tried to write a love song - no no babe i never needed to thought the world had enough love songs then i met you and now the grass...
larakingcomedyJul 31, 20162 minthe first text is the deepest...So, on a delightful walk through Highgate Woods I bump into an old friend and get bumped into by an enormous shaggy haired black bear....
larakingcomedyJul 31, 20163 minmisty memoriesToday I entered into a new era. I didn’t really want to but it just happened. My cousin has a twenty year old son. Let’s call him Hector....
larakingcomedyJul 31, 20164 minyou can’t catch me...Is it a sign of the world we are living in that if you cough or sneeze in public these days instead of offering sympathy and medical...
larakingcomedyJul 31, 20163 mingiving up giving upIf, like me, you have failed to ‘give up’ the thing you said you’d give up for New Year, and have also flunked ‘second chance’ Chinese...
larakingcomedyJul 31, 20163 minAhoy there!What a wonderful weekend! 1970’s themed dinner party on Friday night. Prawn cocktail and melon balls; coq au vin, (sophisticated); crepes...
larakingcomedyJul 31, 20163 minChill out, it’s the weekendOk, so, when I said this isn’t going to be a blog about being on a diet, I meant it. But I sort of lied too. I have embarked upon a...
larakingcomedyJul 31, 20163 minDie with a ‘t’Now, this isn’t going to become a blog about being on a diet but, as well as all the other awesome, amazing, reportable things I do on a...